Clapton, Hackney
Crooked Billet
84 Upper Clapton Rd, London E5 9JP
The menus
6 menus · 48 dishes · 46 drinks
VG stated by the venueour readingVG from the listed ingredientsV vegetarian · VG vegan · GF gluten free · DF dairy free · PESC pescatarian · H halal · VGO, GFO vegan or gluten-free option
All day menu
Main menu
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Times not printed on this menu. Venue hours we recorded: Food service Mon-Sat 12pm-10pm, Sun 12pm-9pm (pub opening Mon-Thu 11am-11pm, Fri-Sat 11am-12am, Sun 12pm-10.30pm)
Big Plates9
- Fish & Chips£18cyder-battered haddock, triple cooked chips, tartare sauce, mushy peasour readingPESC
- Steak & mushroom pie£19steak, mushroom, pastry, sauteed greens, mash, gravy
- Chicken parma£16chicken, tomato sauce, cheddar, mozzarella, chips
- Short rib & brisket British beef burger£17short rib, brisket, sesame seeded bun, cheese, pickles, burger sauce, crispy onions, fries
- Plant Burger (vg)£16.50plant patty, sesame seeded bun, cheese, pickles, burger sauce, crispy onions, friesVG
- Buttermilk crispy chicken burger£17.50buttermilk fried chicken, gherkin, lettuce, mayo, slaw, fries
- Bangers & mash£15Cumberland sausages, mash, sauteed greens, caramelised onion gravy
- Bavette steak£22bavette steak, triple cooked chips, peppercorn sauce
- Mushroom, spinach & feta pie (vg)£16mushroom, spinach, vegan feta, pastry, sauteed greens, mash, gravyVG
Sharers5
- 1 kg chicken wings£27chicken wings, bbq / hot / sweet soy sauce
- Beef Burger Sliders2x £15 / 4x £28 / 6x £40beef sliders, sesame seeded buns, cheese, pickles, burger sauce, crispy onions
- Dirty fries£12fries, ketchup, mustard mayo, hot sauce, shredded chicken, bacon
- Dirty tater tots£14tater tots, ketchup, mustard mayo, hot sauce, shredded chicken, bacon
- Billet board£28Scotch egg, sausage roll, chicken wings, slaw, fries, mustard mayo, Frank's hot sauce
Small Plates10
- N'duja croquettes£8n'duja, croquette, garlic aioli
- Mac n Cheese bites (v)£8macaroni cheese, garlic aioliV
- Padron peppers (vg)£7padron peppersVG
- Whitebait£7whitebait, tartar sauceour readingPESC
- Charred corn ribs (vg)£6.50corn ribs, chilli lime saltVG
- Hot dog£7.50hot dog, ketchup, mustard, crispy onionVG
- Chicken wings£9chicken wings, bbq / hot / sweet soy sauce
- Cauliflower bites (vg)£8cauliflower, bbq / hot / sweet soy sauceVG
- Beetroot Hummus (vg)£7.50beetroot hummus, flat breadVG
- Roasted red pepper soup (v)£6.50roasted red pepper soup, cheddar toastieV
Sides3
- Chips / fries (vg)£5chipsVG
- Mac n' cheese (v)£8macaroni cheeseV
- Tater tots (vg)£6tater totsVG
Pudding2
- Churros (v)£4churros, chocolate sauceV
- Brownie bites (vg)£4.50brownie bites, vanilla ice creamVG
Sunday menu
Sunday Roasts
Sundays times not printed4 itemsVenue website
Printed: “We're roasting every Sunday”
Roasts4
- Roast beef£21.50roast beef, horseradish sauce, roast potatoes, cabbage, leek, peas, roast carrot, swede, gravy, double egg Yorkshire pudding
- Half roast Shropshire chicken£20roast chicken, roast potatoes, cabbage, leek, peas, roast carrot, swede, gravy, double egg Yorkshire pudding
- Leek, spinach & mushroom wellington£17leek, spinach, mushroom, pastry, vegan gravy, roast potatoes, cabbage, peas, roast carrot, swede, double egg Yorkshire puddingVVG
- Roast Pork Belly£19.50pork belly, apple sauce, roast potatoes, cabbage, leek, peas, roast carrot, swede, gravy, double egg Yorkshire pudding
All day menu
Pizza
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Times not printed on this menu. Venue hours we recorded: Food service Mon-Sat 12pm-10pm, Sun 12pm-9pm (pub opening Mon-Thu 11am-11pm, Fri-Sat 11am-12am, Sun 12pm-10.30pm)
Pizza5
- Margherita O' mine£12Isle of Wight tomato sauce, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza doughV
- Shroom 41 (vg)£14mushroom, picante olives, whipped ricotta, confit garlic, pizza doughVVGO
- Pepperoni to love£13Cobble Lane pepperoni, Isle of Wight tomato sauce, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza dough
- Smells like BBQ chicken£14BBQ sauce, Shropshire chicken, treacle bacon, caramelised onion, sweetcorn, pizza dough
- Spice, spice baby£14n'duja, cyder braised chorizo, honey, red chilli, pizza dough
Bar snacks menu
Bar Snacks
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Times not printed on this menu. Venue hours we recorded: Food service Mon-Sat 12pm-10pm, Sun 12pm-9pm (pub opening Mon-Thu 11am-11pm, Fri-Sat 11am-12am, Sun 12pm-10.30pm)
Bar Snacks10
- Firecracker cauliflower£8.50cauliflower, roast peppers, sesame seedsVG
- Padron peppers£7padron peppersVG
- Breaded cod cheeks£9.50cod cheeks, breadcrumb, caper aioliour readingPESC
- Mushroom & stilton aranchini£8.50mushroom, stilton, risotto rice, breadcrumb, blue cheese sauceV
- Fried chicken wings£8.50chicken wings, BBQ / hot / sweet soy sauce
- Mac 'n' cheese£8.50macaroni cheeseV
- Pork sausage roll£5.50pork sausage, pastry, mustard mayo
- Skinny fries£5friesVG
- Pork & smoked bacon scotch egg£7pork, smoked bacon, egg, breadcrumb, mustard mayo
- Dips: Hot / Sweet soy / BBQ / Vegan aioli£1.50 eachhot sauce, sweet soy, BBQ, vegan aioli
Drinks menu
Wine List
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28 items, see source
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Draught
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18 items, see source
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Open the menuDishes here in the index
- Brisket 1 here · 8 venues
- Brownies 1 here · 18 venues
- Burgers 4 here · 37 venues
- Croquettes 1 here · 13 venues
- Fish & chips 1 here · 13 venues
- Hot dogs 1 here · 4 venues
- Hummus 1 here · 11 venues
- Loaded fries 1 here · 11 venues
- Mac & cheese 3 here · 12 venues
- Padrón peppers 2 here · 17 venues
- Pies 2 here · 15 venues
- Pizza 5 here · 6 venues
- Sausage & mash 1 here · 8 venues
- Scotch eggs 1 here · 9 venues
- Soup 1 here · 13 venues
- Steak 1 here · 18 venues
- Sunday roasts 4 here · 20 venues
- Wings 3 here · 17 venues