# Crooked Billet

84 Upper Clapton Rd, London E5 9JP, Hackney

Page: https://dishesof.com/london/venues/crooked-billet-clapton/

Menu data read from the venue's own website on 2026-10-21; not yet confirmed by the venue. Diet labels marked "(stated)" are printed on the venue's own menu. "(our reading)" is inferred from the listed ingredients only: always check with the venue, especially for allergies.

## Main menu

Served: times not printed

### Big Plates

- **Fish & Chips** · £18 · cyder-battered haddock, triple cooked chips, tartare sauce, mushy peas · _pescatarian (our reading)_
- **Steak & mushroom pie** · £19 · steak, mushroom, pastry, sauteed greens, mash, gravy
- **Chicken parma** · £16 · chicken, tomato sauce, cheddar, mozzarella, chips
- **Short rib & brisket British beef burger** · £17 · short rib, brisket, sesame seeded bun, cheese, pickles, burger sauce, crispy onions, fries
- **Plant Burger (vg)** · £16.50 · plant patty, sesame seeded bun, cheese, pickles, burger sauce, crispy onions, fries · _vegan (stated)_
- **Buttermilk crispy chicken burger** · £17.50 · buttermilk fried chicken, gherkin, lettuce, mayo, slaw, fries
- **Bangers & mash** · £15 · Cumberland sausages, mash, sauteed greens, caramelised onion gravy
- **Bavette steak** · £22 · bavette steak, triple cooked chips, peppercorn sauce
- **Mushroom, spinach & feta pie (vg)** · £16 · mushroom, spinach, vegan feta, pastry, sauteed greens, mash, gravy · _vegan (stated)_

### Sharers

- **1 kg chicken wings** · £27 · chicken wings, bbq / hot / sweet soy sauce
- **Beef Burger Sliders** · 2x £15 / 4x £28 / 6x £40 · beef sliders, sesame seeded buns, cheese, pickles, burger sauce, crispy onions
- **Dirty fries** · £12 · fries, ketchup, mustard mayo, hot sauce, shredded chicken, bacon
- **Dirty tater tots** · £14 · tater tots, ketchup, mustard mayo, hot sauce, shredded chicken, bacon
- **Billet board** · £28 · Scotch egg, sausage roll, chicken wings, slaw, fries, mustard mayo, Frank's hot sauce

### Small Plates

- **N'duja croquettes** · £8 · n'duja, croquette, garlic aioli
- **Mac n Cheese bites (v)** · £8 · macaroni cheese, garlic aioli · _vegetarian (stated)_
- **Padron peppers (vg)** · £7 · padron peppers · _vegan (stated)_
- **Whitebait** · £7 · whitebait, tartar sauce · _pescatarian (our reading)_
- **Charred corn ribs (vg)** · £6.50 · corn ribs, chilli lime salt · _vegan (stated)_
- **Hot dog** · £7.50 · hot dog, ketchup, mustard, crispy onion · _vegan (stated)_
- **Chicken wings** · £9 · chicken wings, bbq / hot / sweet soy sauce
- **Cauliflower bites (vg)** · £8 · cauliflower, bbq / hot / sweet soy sauce · _vegan (stated)_
- **Beetroot Hummus (vg)** · £7.50 · beetroot hummus, flat bread · _vegan (stated)_
- **Roasted red pepper soup (v)** · £6.50 · roasted red pepper soup, cheddar toastie · _vegetarian (stated)_

### Sides

- **Chips / fries (vg)** · £5 · chips · _vegan (stated)_
- **Mac n' cheese (v)** · £8 · macaroni cheese · _vegetarian (stated)_
- **Tater tots (vg)** · £6 · tater tots · _vegan (stated)_

### Pudding

- **Churros (v)** · £4 · churros, chocolate sauce · _vegetarian (stated)_
- **Brownie bites (vg)** · £4.50 · brownie bites, vanilla ice cream · _vegan (stated)_

Source: https://www.e5crookedbillet.co.uk/food-and-drink

## Sunday Roasts

Served: Sun · We're roasting every Sunday

### Roasts

- **Roast beef** · £21.50 · roast beef, horseradish sauce, roast potatoes, cabbage, leek, peas, roast carrot, swede, gravy, double egg Yorkshire pudding
- **Half roast Shropshire chicken** · £20 · roast chicken, roast potatoes, cabbage, leek, peas, roast carrot, swede, gravy, double egg Yorkshire pudding
- **Leek, spinach & mushroom wellington** · £17 · leek, spinach, mushroom, pastry, vegan gravy, roast potatoes, cabbage, peas, roast carrot, swede, double egg Yorkshire pudding · _vegetarian (stated), vegan (stated)_
- **Roast Pork Belly** · £19.50 · pork belly, apple sauce, roast potatoes, cabbage, leek, peas, roast carrot, swede, gravy, double egg Yorkshire pudding

Source: https://www.e5crookedbillet.co.uk/food-and-drink

## Pizza

Served: times not printed

### Pizza

- **Margherita O' mine** · £12 · Isle of Wight tomato sauce, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza dough · _vegetarian (stated)_
- **Shroom 41 (vg)** · £14 · mushroom, picante olives, whipped ricotta, confit garlic, pizza dough · _vegetarian (stated), vegan option (stated)_
- **Pepperoni to love** · £13 · Cobble Lane pepperoni, Isle of Wight tomato sauce, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza dough
- **Smells like BBQ chicken** · £14 · BBQ sauce, Shropshire chicken, treacle bacon, caramelised onion, sweetcorn, pizza dough
- **Spice, spice baby** · £14 · n'duja, cyder braised chorizo, honey, red chilli, pizza dough

Source: https://www.e5crookedbillet.co.uk/food-and-drink

## Bar Snacks

Served: times not printed

### Bar Snacks

- **Firecracker cauliflower** · £8.50 · cauliflower, roast peppers, sesame seeds · _vegan (stated)_
- **Padron peppers** · £7 · padron peppers · _vegan (stated)_
- **Breaded cod cheeks** · £9.50 · cod cheeks, breadcrumb, caper aioli · _pescatarian (our reading)_
- **Mushroom & stilton aranchini** · £8.50 · mushroom, stilton, risotto rice, breadcrumb, blue cheese sauce · _vegetarian (stated)_
- **Fried chicken wings** · £8.50 · chicken wings, BBQ / hot / sweet soy sauce
- **Mac 'n' cheese** · £8.50 · macaroni cheese · _vegetarian (stated)_
- **Pork sausage roll** · £5.50 · pork sausage, pastry, mustard mayo
- **Skinny fries** · £5 · fries · _vegan (stated)_
- **Pork & smoked bacon scotch egg** · £7 · pork, smoked bacon, egg, breadcrumb, mustard mayo
- **Dips: Hot / Sweet soy / BBQ / Vegan aioli** · £1.50 · hot sauce, sweet soy, BBQ, vegan aioli

Source: https://www.e5crookedbillet.co.uk/food-and-drink

## Wine List

Drinks menu, about 28 items (not listed). Source: https://www.e5crookedbillet.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/sites/38/2023/02/Small-Premium-East-F-2.pdf

## Draught

Drinks menu, about 18 items (not listed). Source: https://www.e5crookedbillet.co.uk/food-and-drink